December 2009
5 posts
2 tags
Subject to Interpretation
Me: "To let for sale"?
Dad: This means it's either to be rented out or to be sold.
Me: Then they should have put a slash or an "or".
Dad: Or an "i" is missing.
Me: An "i"?
Dad: Toilet for sale.
2 tags
Pronunciation Problems
Since so many people around me pronounce “schedule” as |\she-dü-l|, I just wanted to clear things up. “Schedule” really is meant to be pronounced as |\ske-jü-l|.
“Facebook is my social newspaper.”
– Jastine quoting Chun Han
1 tag
Why the girls never fail to amuse me
M: Is there a heater?
R: No, no, the water is cold.
M: What!
R: Of course not! This is a five star hotel. What do you expect?
JY: Oh yeah, the water's cold. I showered with warm then cold water.
D: Huh. Really?
JY: It tightens the skin.
T: What do you wanna tighten your skin for? You're no chicken.
3 tags
Random improvisation on the piano (: Anyone know...